Dear Birchbox, We need to talk about our relationship...
We need to talk.
It’s been 5 months and I’m still not that into you. I tried to make it work—I really did! My friends told me give you a chance, but of the 25 items you’ve sent me, there are only two that I’ve liked: the Orbie Impermeable Anti-humidity Spray (mainly because it’s travel-sized) and Supergoop! CC Cream (but sent in the wrong color). I feel like I have invested more in this relationship ($50) than I’ve gotten out of it, so I need to move on. There are just too many other "fish in the sea" to waste anymore time hoping you'll at least try to meet my expectations. To be clear, it's not me...it is you.
The Amateur Esthetician